Fifty Shades

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The Fifty Shades Generator is a breakthrough in erotic fiction. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.

Traditionally, print and web designers had to make use of placeholder text known as Lorem Ipsum. It consists of meaningless Latin, though recently there have been great developments in the field such as Bacon Ipsum, Hipster Ipsum and Samuel L Ipsum. Now, creatives can excite clients in more ways than one with Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired filler text.

Fledgling authors! Spice up your otherwise lacklustre novel with graphic sex scenes guaranteed to get your readers hot under the collar, and slightly sick in their mouths. If you end up winning a big literary award, we'll split the prize money 50/50, yeah? Wire transfer is fine.


You can probably imagine what kind of language is thrown around an all-male office of web designers but even that wasn't enough for this site. We had to scoured the Web looking for even smuttier terms to enrich the Fifty Shades Generator. The real goldmine was @50shadesofshit which had us chortling like loonies with every new tweet. A hilarious thread on ARRSE (british ARmy Rumour SErvice) was a source of many of the similes we use. The Student Room and Yahoo Answers also seem to have a healthy number of dirty-minded scholars.